Upon noticing a lovely Scooby Doo band-aid on my leg the following conversation took place:
B: Momma! What happened? (points to band-aid on my leg).
M: I was bleeding, so I put a band-aid on it.
B: What did you do?
M: I hurt myself in the shower. (I fell victim to my razor, again)
B: Momma, never take a shower again, okay? Then you'll won't bweed.
Luckily, for you all I won't follow her "wise" advise!