First Ouchie!

I got my folks really good last night. I wanted to see how fast they would respond to me when I needed them to. So I pretended that I wanted to stand up next to the wall. Then I let go and strategically planned it so my forehead will hit the corner of the wall with such force that will result in a nice bruise on my forehead. So instantly, it swelled up to the size of a nice walnut and it turned dark blue. It got my folks good and scared. Behind all of my crying and screaming, I was really laughing in the inside because I knew I was still in charge of the houehold. After they forced me to sit with Mommy and a freezing cold icepack, the swelling went down. I really think that ice pack is some sort of modern-day torture. But they said it would "help." Needless to say, I now got them good and paranoid when I start standing near the walls. My plan is falling into place.....Hehehehehehe!!!

Update: Ice, Spills and, Butts!

ICE: Today we all had a snow (ice) day. We didn't find out until we were all packed up in the car on the HWY to work. By the time we found out we have already witnessed one accident and were in creepy, crawling traffic, presumably due to another accident ahead of us. So after a half an hour of *trying* to get to work, we learned that we had no school and found a safe place to turn around. Luckly we all made it back safely!

Spills:Today was pretty uneventful, outside the valuable lesson I taught my parents.
Baby Lesson #146: DO NOT LEAVE DRINKS ON THE END TABLE! (especially those 42 oz. "hugo" drinks from McDonalds)

I pulled up on the coffee table and reached for a sip of iced tea to help quinch my thurst...but darn that gravity! It spilled all of the wall, table and carpet! Now, I am going to have to wait a little longer to get a taste of iced tea. My mom refuses to put it in my bottle! HOW RUDE!

Butts: I have had this horrible rash on my bottom today. I have started fighting my folks to change my diaper. It is NO FUN! We think it might be one of 2 things. Suspect #1: Apples. We have questioned apples for a while now. We tried them again last night and botta-boom a rash! Interesting, huh? Suspect #2: Pampers Cruisers Diapers. My sitter last week noticed that she became allergic to me. Runny eyes, runny nose everything! We eventually learned it wasn't *ME* she was allergic to, but the new diapers I was using!

SO, we have stopped using the diapers and the apples. Perhaps, one of thse will help my bottom clear up! BUT only time will tell!

Forget the Hippo!

Mommy spent all of 2 minutes putting this toy together for me. But forget it! I don't need no stinkin' toy. I can walk while pushing the box around. Why use a toy made for walking? That don't make no sense!!!! But for some reason, when I woke up this morning the box was gone! Now I can use the Hippo to help me meander from one place in the living room to another! I am learning pretty fast how to control my speed, so I don't fall flat on my face! Every now and then I get adventurous and let go of the handles to stand all by myself!

Jumping Around!

Cruising!

You better watch out! Here I come!

Valentine's Days!

As you may notice, we had a couple of Valentine's Days at our house. The first Valentine's Day (the 14th) Mommy and Daddy had to work ALL DAY! I didn't get to see them at all day long. They went to work at 6 a.m. while I was still sleeping and had silly parent-teacher conferences in the evening. So, I was in bed by time they got home (10 at night!!) I do hear that Mommy snuck in and held me while I was sleeping. Poor Mommy, she missed me so much & hated missing my first valentine's day.

Here are pictures from our Milles Valentine's Day. This occured on the 15th of Feburary. We got to go out to din-din. Texas Roadhouse...yummy! I can't wait until I have more teeth, that way I can get my own Sirlon! :o) After din-din, we came home and opened Valentine presents and cards. I got more cards that my Mommy & Daddy! Aren't I lucky!

Daddy liked helping me open my presents. He is so nice to me!

Here I am with my goods! Mom and Dad gave me a crazy-looking elephant. Daddy also snuck out and got me this cool book, "Llama Llama Red Pajama!" It is a fun read!

I also got some stuffed animals and cute fuzzy heart blankets from both Grandmas and I got a cool kissy frog from Great Grandpa (AKA Gr8 1) I am sure loved. I just hope NEXT Valentine's Day, the folks don't have to work!

Getting into Daddy's Brief Case

I was trying to help Daddy with his papers. Reading 7th grade homework is far more interesting than my toys!

the culprit!

As you can see, and not to your suprise, the backwards diaper culprit was DADDY! Who else? Seriously, without Mommy, we would be lost! Aren't we cute and matching?

Notice that I am wearing a Christmas outfit. This is my second time wearing it. Mommy thought it was a waste of money to wear it only once, so she put me in it a couple of days ago. No need to act like Paris Hilton...wearing an outfit once and throwing it out!

pulling up!

Pulling up! I like to pull up on everything now! I especially like to pull up and walking up and down the couch or coffee table. It is my FAVORITE thing to do.

Guess who did it!

Notice my diaper. One of my loving parents put this diaper on me a couple of days ago. Do you see something wrong??? The tabs are on the back! This "loving" parent diapered me completely wrong. The excuse was that the diaper was already laid down the wrong way, so instead of flipping it over the diaper was put on BACKWARDS!

My other parent put this diaper on me. Notice the tabs IN FRONT! :)

Now it is up to you to vote. Who puts diapers on me backwards....Mommy or Daddy!

Making my way UP!